Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
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you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
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S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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