Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Randomize
