I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
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I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
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It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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