I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
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Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
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Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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