is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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