You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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