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I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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