Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
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Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
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this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
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He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
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All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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