We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
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They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
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First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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