I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
