Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Randomize
