Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
handjob tips. give me some.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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