but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...