O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
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I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
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the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator