dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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