STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
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