I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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