Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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