sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
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both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
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He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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