She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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