Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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