quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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