just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
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At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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