Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Randomize
