nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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