i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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