This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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