I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
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I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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