Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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