ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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