Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
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I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
ok first of all what the fuck
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