what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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