smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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