is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
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