I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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