So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
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