he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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