If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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