they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Never joke about your clitoris.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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