So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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