you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I'm too high and old for this...
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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