i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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