No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
You can't just leave with hair like that
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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