We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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