return my video game
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
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Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
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Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Randomize