when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
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