she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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