I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
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Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
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Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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