these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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