I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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