Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
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I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
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I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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