dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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