I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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